RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Well we were, it's only right our kid follows suit.
*grins*
We do have the most beautiful kid, she's...
*sniffles*
Fuck, just look at her.
I don't think I need to say anything more than that.
*laughs*
Yeah, Matt, that puppet fell apart coz you kept taunting me with the damn thing so I kinda kicked it.

((Jo is looking through pics. Caption, if you will Syn...

Spoiler:

:D
Love how Matt has ahold of Syn but is looking at Zacky's ass. Hahaha. SLUT!
LOL, that's kinda like this RP though. Haha))

YOU were the one who destroyed Matt Junior? I was upset over that y'know, I was proud of it!!
-Mutters-
Bitch.
-Looks back at Ava-
Ava Zacketta Haner, right?
-Smiles at Ava-
Yeah, I think that name suits her, don't you?
A beautiful name for a beautiful baby. Haha.
-Looks at Brian-
Dude we call her beautiful one more time I think God will get pissed off and make her ugly. Haha.

((Aaaaaaaaand Jo is going now. So byeeeeeee see you later xx))

[[Byyyyye!]]

You were the one who insisted on bringing it out in class and causing me to scream like a girl!
[[Just have images of Matt pulling out a puppet and Syn screaming and falling off a chair.]]
*looks up*
God can fuck off.
Don't you dare hurt my daughter, okay?
*looks down at Ava*
Ava Zacketta Haner.
It's perfect.
She's perfect.
*grins*

[[Caption?

Spoiler:

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((HELLO! I am late getting on, cos my cat didn't wake me up this morning. LOL. Normally they come at crying at like 10 so I'm like and awake. They didn't today. LOL. The Matt and Brian-ness was soooooo cute. I aww'd, OUT LOUD! And the caption made me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!! So, what are we gonna do today? I had an idea last night before I went to sleep, but now I have forgotten it, but I might remember so bare with meh!!))

[[Hiyaaaa!
Boo, bad cats.
Um, I've no ideas at all.
But I think the literal pain in my neck is the cause of that, haha.
Too much pain to thiiiiiink. ]]

((Aww. I'm sorry.
Erm... My idea came back to me when I was making my mum's bed. Hows about, since Jo and you have done the cute-ness of birth, rather than been in the hospital, they can be back at home again and Matt could have gone food shopping or something. Mick's at work and Brian and Zacky are alone looking after the baby? Rather than a flashback cos I have no ideas for flashbacks. ))

[[Yup! Sounds good to me!
Ahhh fuck, even eating is hurting right now.
*whines*
I'll shut up, I promise but owwww.]]

((Awww. Whine all you want. I do it all the time. LOL.
Anyways, you wanna start because I'm just going to eat now. But I'll BRB. ))

[[Okay.
And right, I'm-a whine.
OWWWWWWWWW! I can barely lift my fucking head, it huuuurts! I demand Syn come and rub my neck better... ]]

A few days later...
*stands over crib*
*smiles down on sleeping Ava*
You're so much cuter when you're not puking on me.
*smiles*
And even then you're pretty adorable.

(( LOL.))

-walks into nursery and shuts door quietly-
-smiles at Brian-
-whispers-
Hey. I did another load of washing so Ava won't have to do a Matt anymore.
-laughs quietly-
-looks over crib-
N-awww...
-grins widely-

Thanks Zee.
I think she's got his "Agh! Don't make me wear clothes!" complex.
She does loving being naked.
*laughs*
Just so long as she grows out of it.
That's something I don't think I could handle explaining to the neighbours.

-laughs-
-leans over cot-
Mmm... You do really want her getting naked on the playground either.
You know what straight boys are like.
-shudders-
-turns to Brian-
So, she's finally asleep, what do you wanna do now?
For your "time odd."
-laughs-

Oh no, she'll be going to an all-girls school.
Run by nuns.
In a full suit of armour.
On the moon.
No boys are touching my little girl.
Until she's at least 30.
*smiles down on*
I'm pretty sure sleeping's not really an option.
I drift off, she'll wake up, blah blah blah.
I dunno.
Something that doesn't involve children.

And you really think that's gonna work?
-raises eyebrow at-
In my opinion, I'd find a gay guy to be her best friend to protect from them and leave her to it, so she doesn't hate you.
But, we don't have to worry about that for a while yet, do we?
-smiles and pauses-
-thinks-
Porn?
-innocent shrug-
Well whatever dude. I'm up for anything, I just had coffee.
-grins-

((Best Zacky quote ever. -"I want x-ray vision, sometimes. Just so I can check out Syn's package." I just wanna know where it was from. Grrr. You can't deny the SYNACKY! LOL.))

[[They're all bumseksing each other. I mean Syn offered to suck Matt's dick, he loves his horsecock, Zacky wants to check out Syn's package. I swear Matt said something about Syn's dick too. Hurray! Brattacky lives!]]

It could work!
Or it could turn her into a bitter lesbian who hates me.
*sighs*
Yeah, your idea was better.
*laughs*
Porn?
At 3 in the afternoon?
*thinks for a moment*
I love it.

((MUAHAHAHAH!!! It does and we now have the hard evidence!! (no pun intended))

Come on then.
-laughs-
-walks out the room quietly and waits for Brian to follow-

*lightly kisses Ava's head*
Sleep tight, princess.
*smiles*
*walks out of room*
*turns back to look*
She'll be okay, won't she?
*shakes head*
Sorry, I keep worrying that something's going to happen while I'm away or...

She'll be fine.
-looks back-
If she's anything like you, she'll sleep through anything.
-laughs-
-pats on the back-
Come on Mommy.
-smirks and walks down stairs-

*scowls after*
If one more person calls me that, I won't be held responsible for what I do to them.
*follows down*
You all know I'm all man... with tits.
*flops back on sofa*

Yes, I know.
-sits next to-
But you are such a good daddy, you could be classed as Mommy.
-smiles-
I don't mean anything by it.
-laughs-
Oh, speaking of boobs. Where's Matt?

*smirks*
I sent him on a little errand.
I swear he's the reason she never sleeps.
He won't stop playing with her.
*smiles*
It's sweet and all but at the same time, she kinda needs sleep, y'know?
So I sent him to a toy store to buy her a bear.
If I know Matt, he won't leave for hours.
And will come home with about seven.

-smiles-
Smart move. Let's hope he brings one back for me.
-laughs-
Bless him though. I never thought I would see him like this.
It's really, sweet.
-rests chin on hand-
Mick's changed a little bit too, I thought.
Like, he's a bit more...whats the word?
-shrugs-
Oh well.
It's a good thing so I'm not complaining.

((Took me about an hour to sort out. But I have changed my myspace. Me likes it now. Here!!))

I never really saw him being the doting daddy type.
*smiles*
But now I have it seems right, y'know?
*grabs remotes from table*
I've noticed a change in Mick too.
He seems very...
*waves off*
... meh, I know what I mean.
*flips on TV*
Right, Euro-Twinks or The Erotic Adventures Of Seaman Stains and Master Bates?

[[Sorry I'm taking a while to reply. My computer's being temperamental.]]