RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[LoL, yeah, cool.
Madness.
Oh yeah, I can explain that to my mum.
"Vanessa, why are you fornicating with the computer?"
"Well, um, see Synyster..."
"Say no more."
"But the sex hair!"
"I don't want to know!"
"But... he's peeing in a shower."
"o.O... *runs*"

My dad already thinks I'm into bondage... which he yelled in the middle of the airport in Spain.]]

Dare?
*smirks*
Okay then.
Right here, right now... re-enact the best orgasm you ever had.

((LOL so much!!! Hahahahahahah))

-Laughs-
Re-enact?
-Thinks-
How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Coz the best would probably be that time with Morgan and...
-Cracks up-
Just kidding.
Erm... what was the best orgasm?
-Thinks-
And how am I supposed to re-enact? Fuck myself with the remote control?
-Laughs and then stops suddenly-
-Ponders thought-

Brian wrote:

[[LoL, yeah, cool.
Madness.
Oh yeah, I can explain that to my mum.
"Vanessa, why are you fornicating with the computer?"
"Well, um, see Synyster..."
"Say no more."
"But the sex hair!"
"I don't want to know!"
"But... he's peeing in a shower."
"o.O... *runs*"

My dad already thinks I'm into bondage... which he yelled in the middle of the airport in Spain.]]

Dare?
*smirks*
Okay then.
Right here, right now... re-enact the best orgasm you ever had.

((Haha. Oh nice. Why does he think that? I don't think I am old enough to be embarrassed sexually by my parents yet. Not long though. LOL.))

You've seen When Harry Met Sally, do me a Meg Ryan baby.
*laughs*
Noises and all that shit.
*smirks*
If you want to fuck yourself with the remote though, I wouldn't complain.

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[LoL, yeah, cool.
Madness.
Oh yeah, I can explain that to my mum.
"Vanessa, why are you fornicating with the computer?"
"Well, um, see Synyster..."
"Say no more."
"But the sex hair!"
"I don't want to know!"
"But... he's peeing in a shower."
"o.O... *runs*"

My dad already thinks I'm into bondage... which he yelled in the middle of the airport in Spain.]]

Dare?
*smirks*
Okay then.
Right here, right now... re-enact the best orgasm you ever had.

((Haha. Oh nice. Why does he think that? I don't think I am old enough to be embarrassed sexually by my parents yet. Not long though. LOL.))

[[Well I said on the plane that I didn't think I'd go away next year coz I fancied going to Leeds Fest. I then said "I don't have a boyfriend or anything to tie me down so why not?" and he took it the wrong way.]]

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[LoL, yeah, cool.
Madness.
Oh yeah, I can explain that to my mum.
"Vanessa, why are you fornicating with the computer?"
"Well, um, see Synyster..."
"Say no more."
"But the sex hair!"
"I don't want to know!"
"But... he's peeing in a shower."
"o.O... *runs*"

My dad already thinks I'm into bondage... which he yelled in the middle of the airport in Spain.]]

Dare?
*smirks*
Okay then.
Right here, right now... re-enact the best orgasm you ever had.

((Haha. Oh nice. Why does he think that? I don't think I am old enough to be embarrassed sexually by my parents yet. Not long though. LOL.))

[[Well I said on the plane that I didn't think I'd go away next year coz I fancied going to Leeds Fest. I then said "I don't have a boyfriend or anything to tie me down so why not?" and he took it the wrong way.]]

((Haha. OMG. He is like us, he has a filthy mind. HAHA.))

[[Where else did I get mine from?
LoL.
Although he has been known to go too far.
*shudders*
I did not need to know the details of my conception.]]

-Laughs-
Fine!
But not the remote control thing though, of course.
-Laughs-
-Smiles and rolls eyes, getting comfy-
-Closes eyes-
Ready for this?
-Voice slurrs slightly but continues-
-Clears throat-
-Begins to moan quietly under breath, barely whispers-
-Tries not to move body as volume increases-
-Furrows eyebrows in same pre-orgasm way-
-Opens one eyes slightly, and watches Zacky and Brian watching self-
-Moans louder, moans becoming more closer-

((DAMN MOTH KEEPS FLYING AT MY FACE AND INTO MY ARMS!! *Bats*))

((-shudders- No child needs to know that. LOL.
Oh and BTW, I am writing Synessa now. I have a plot and it's going well. ))

-watches Matt-
Dude. You aren't as vocal as I thought you would be.
-drinks more-
-rests head on Brian's lap and watches-
But Brian certainly likes it.
-laughs and pokes Brian's clothed erection-

*grins happily*
*licks lips*
How can you get me hard without even touching me?
*hand strays towards own crotch*

[[Woo plots!!!]]

Mmm, he may not be vocal but he makes up for it.
And one of his growls is enough to tip anyone over the edge.
*smiles widely at thought*
Mmmmm.

-Closes back eye-
-Moans louder, breathing heavily out of mouth-
-Moves own hand to chest and strokes own softly-
-Cries out a loud groan, filling the room-
Fuck....
-Moans louder-
Oh fuck...
-Cries out even louder, practically screaming-
-Opens eye slightly a little again to look at Brian and Zacky-

-watches show and starts to paw at own erection-
Fuck. I can't wait until New Years Day.
-laughs and slips hand into pants-
-lays on the floor with head still in Brian's lap-
Mmmm....
-strokes at cock in jeans-

[[Oh typical, Matt's faking an orgasm and I have to leave.
I'm gonna be imagining it all night.
*huffs*]]

*rubs self through jeans*
*breath hitches*
*keeps eyes on Matt*
[[INSERT JERKING OFF HERE - so Syn can disappear to clean himself up and pass out in the bathroom or something.]]
*moans*
Mmm, Mattyyyy...
*spills over hand*
Fuck...
*leans back against table*
*grins*

((LOL. Aww. You can always text me and blame it on me again if it will help. LOL.))

-looks at Brian-
Well. You didn't last long.
-laughs-
-leans back and feels cum drip onto cheek-
Oh man, Brian juice.
-laughs and wipes from face-

((This girl on MSN is telling me Matt and Val broke up months ago coz Val cheated on him.
Matt is engaged to someone else. Called Camille who is a model or something.

Erm...??))

Matty wrote:

((This girl on MSN is telling me Matt and Val broke up months ago coz Val cheated on him.
Matt is engaged to someone else. Called Camille who is a model or something.

Erm...??))

((What the fuck?
Val is a model. I think she needs to check her resources.))

-Looks up-
I wasn't finished!!!!!
-Laughs-
But okay, I think that is enough.
-Nods-
-Looks at Brian-
You okay babe?
-Laughs-

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((This girl on MSN is telling me Matt and Val broke up months ago coz Val cheated on him.
Matt is engaged to someone else. Called Camille who is a model or something.

Erm...??))

((What the fuck?
Val is a model. I think she needs to check her resources.))

((She seems to think she knows what she is talking about.

She gave me THIS

But according to that, she IS Val's sister.

*Is so confused*

Are A7X having some kinda competition over how many DiBenedetto's they can date? LOL.))

I'm drunk, Matt's orgasming in front of me... what do you expect?
And you love my juices, don't deny it.
*smirks*
I...
*stands up shakily*
Am going to clean myself off.
*stumbles across room*
I think I'm-a crawl upstairs.
*laughs*
Yeah... good plan.
If I don't return, I'm dead.
*crawls upstairs*
Euw, cumstains on the carpet.
Oh hello Christina Aguilera pig...
*passes out on top step*

[[If Matt and Val had broken up, Matt wouldn't get engaged to someone else that fast anyway.
And it's obviously bullshit.
Val and Matt are one of those together forever couples.]]

-Waves-
Goooooodnight Brian!!
-Laughs-
-Turns to Zacky-
Wanna continue this game? Or do something else?
-Shrugs-
Looks like both our boyfriends are asleep or passed out...
-Grins-

((I personally think that is a fake Vamp-freaks account. That chick is ever bullshiting that they have another sister. Or... yeah. It's just a fake account.))

Bye Brian.
-sways a little-
I think I am sobering up.
-takes another swig-
Now I am not.
-laughs-
Erm... We could carry on playing? Would be fun.
-smiles-
You do me...
-drinks-

I do you?
-Raises brow-
-Laughs-
I assume you mean the game.
In which case, Zacky.
Truth or DARE?
-Laughs-

-laughs-
I do mean the game.
Erm... truth.
-nods-
-drinks more-

-Smiles at Zacky-
Okay Zacky...
Would you... ever let me fuck you?
-Looks at-