RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*strolls into tavern*
*rests against the bar*
*scans the room*
Nothing.
Nothing but thieves, beggars and drunkards.
Just the same as always.

*grabs to leg of man*
Please sir, I need somethin' to drink.
I'm parched.

*sneers*
*shakes leg*
Get away from me.
*gestures to barmaid*
Tankard of your finest, darlin'.
*flashes grin*

-swirls whiskey around in glass-
-sees pirate walk up to bar and flirting with the barmaid-
-rolls eyes-
Fucking Pirates.
-downs rest of whiskey and slams glass on the table-
-gets up from comfy chair and walks over to bar-
The least I can do is make sure not another one of our women get harrassed.
-leans on the bar watching over pirate from corner of eye-

*takes mug from barmaid*
Start up a tab, will you sweetheart?
*leans back against bar*
I have a feeling it's going to be a long night.
*brings mug to lips and scans bar once again*

-takes a seat on the other side of the bar-

-smiles at-
What can I get ya, Coby?

-nods-
Same again Trenna.

Alright sweet cheeks.
-smiles and gets drink-
-pushes over to-
On the house. You're looking a little down this evening.
-smiles and leans over bar-
-pushes LARGE chest in Jacoby's eyeline-

I'm fine Trenna.
-gets out wallet-
-hands money to-
Please. I'm not a charity case.

-frowns-
Fine.
-snatches money from and stomps away-

-groans ans shakes head-
-takes sip of whiskey-

*has been watching the scene unfold*
*scoots closer to man*
*puts mug down on bar*
So, who is she?

-cocks eyebrow and turns in stool-
-puts glass down-
-looks at up and down-
Who wants to know?
-leans on the bar still looking at-
-drums fingers on the bar-

*smiles toothily*
*extends hand*
Synyster Gates.
Captain Synyster Gates.
*looks over*
And you are?

-shakes hand firmly-
Jacoby Shaddix.
Lady's Man.
-laughs at own joke-
-pauses-
So, Captain huh?
-goes back to facing the bar-
You own a ship then?
-lifts drink and takes a sip-

*smiles mischievously*
I'm in the process of acquiring a vessel, yes.
Just need to do some final negotiations, so to speak.
*laughs quietly*
So, Jacoby Shaddix, this doesn't look like your kind of dive.
I picture you more in one of those uptown saloons.
Nice and clean.
*wafts hands to clear air*
Less smoke.
What brings you here?

Well. Good luck with that.
You will have no problems with negotiations in this town, I'm sure.
-taps sip of drink-
The booze is cheap. That's why I come here.
I would picture myself in the uptown saloons, if there was any around here.
Plus the fact my wife used to work here.
-finishes off drink-
-jumps from stool and pulls out wallet-
Not that it is really any of your business anyway.
-pulls out coins and slides across the bar-
Trenna.
A tip for you and the girls.
-turns to Synyster-
Well. All the best with your ship Synyster.
-grabs jacket and starts to walk out of bar-

((BRB. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. LOL.))

*watches as Jacoby walks away*
Intriguing.
*feels a hand on thigh*

*rubs strangers thigh*
You want a bit of fun tonight, handsome?

*looks over whore*
*looks back at retreating Jacoby*
*turns back to whore*
Not tonight, love.
I'm looking for something you can't give me.
*smirks*
*leaves money on bar*
*walks out after Jacoby*

((I'ma back. ))

-walks out the bar and down the main path-
-walks past vendors and stuffs hands in pockets-
Looks like another night walking along the harbour.
-sighs and walks down the to harbour-
-walks along the cobble stone path-
-looks at boats in harbour-
Man. I wish that I could just get on one of them boats and sail away.

[[I'd noticed.]]

*stalks after Jacoby*
*stays far enough away to be inconspicuous*
*pulls hood up*
*watches Jacoby*

(( LOL.))

-walks up board walk to wooden docks-
-looks around to see if anyone is on the ship-
Hello?
-notcies no one is there-
-looks at the name of the ship-
Newly painted.
The Deathbat.
-laughs slightly to self-
Pirates.
-looks around and smirks-
No harm in looking to see know they live.
-grabs onto ladder on side of ship and climbs on deck-

((I only just noticed the link in your siggie. Haha, aww I love the way Zacky says Sparrow. I know that's not why you put it there, but still. What do you expect from me? Haha.))

[[LoL.
Zacky's a pirate too.
A Jamaican One]]

*smiles to self*
This is almost too easy.
*heads towards ship, still keeping a safe distance*
*climbs aboard*
*stays in shadows*

((Actually no, they are both rednecks. Haha. <<-- Watch!))

-looks around ship-
Right. Let's see what these bastards have in here for me to steal before they get back.
-stops-
Would I really steal?
-thinks-
Their kind killed my wife, they steal all the time, it will be nothing new to them.
-shrugs and opens cabin door-
-walks inside and notices posh office type space-
Hellllloooooooooo.

*follows through the ship*
*stands in doorway of study*
*leans against door frame, arms folded*
*watches Jacoby*

-looks through drawers quietly-
Nothing of any use to me, nothing that could life up to her...
-sighs-
-closes drawer and looks up-
-jumps back after seeing Syn-
Fuck! Jesus Christ!
-holds onto chest-
-says in slightly high pitched voice-
Did you follow me here?!
-breathes-

Follow you?
No.
*swaggers into room*
I just happened to be returning to my ship and noticed an intruder.
*drops into large leather chair*
*smirks at*
And what are you doing here?

Your ship?
-sighs-
I should have known.
-runs hands through hair and looks at-
Look. I'm sorry ok. I was just having a look around...
-mutters-
...trying to find someone this steal.
I thought this was... someone else's ship.
-sighs-
If you have to kill me now because of some code, just hang me from the rigging. I will come quietly.
-hands head-

*laughs*
Hang you?
Boy, you clearly have no idea about my kind.
*stands up*
*approaches*
Besides, I could never bring myself to kill such a pretty creature as yourself.
*looks over*