RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-Looks at Zacky and urges to drink more-
I carried you, of course.
-Smiles-
And you should drink more. Especially if you are made to do a lot of work and are out in the hot sun all day.
-Places hand on shoulder-
You don't want this to happen again.
-Looks at Synyster-
-Glares at-
You're being ridiculous Synyster.

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

((LOL!!!
Jamie and Geri has already told me about this, when they were drunk.
Apparently, smokers' cum is less salty than non-smokers. Who's is more salty and mehhh. Hahaha.
I know this stuff.

*Glares*
I also know how Geri has sex with her girlfriend.
And it scared the living shit out of me.
More so than One. So A LOT! Haha.))

((-blinks and shudders-
I don't want to know.))

((Nor did I.
But I got told.
Apparently, it feels nothing than smex with men and...
*Shudders*
I am just gonna shut up now and try and blank out the memory.))

Matty wrote:

((Nor did I.
But I got told.
Apparently, it feels nothing than smex with men and...
*Shudders*
I am just gonna shut up now and try and blank out the memory.))

((-blocks ears-
NO! I CAN STILL SEE IT!
-covers eyes-
-tries to type wotj eues closed=))

Zacky wrote:

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

[[YOU JUST MADE ME SNORT SHREDDED WHEAT THROUGH MY NOSE!
Fuck me, that was so random.
That said...]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

[[YOU JUST MADE ME SNORT SHREDDED WHEAT THROUGH MY NOSE!
Fuck me, that was so random.
That said...]]

((-opens eyes-
I aim to randomize. ))

((I... don't.... wanna.... think.... about... it...
*Dies at thought*))

Am I?
*smirks*
Well, whatever.
I just don't want to intrude.
And Zacky has the chance to drink whenever he wants.
It's not like I have a ban on water.

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

[[YOU JUST MADE ME SNORT SHREDDED WHEAT THROUGH MY NOSE!
Fuck me, that was so random.
That said...]]

((-opens eyes-
I aim to randomize. ))

[[Well Jimmy's would be pure alcohol.
That's about all I can think of at the moment.]]

((I have an image of Matt's sperm having muscles and smily faces. Haha))

-Looks at Synyster-
You are not intruding anything.
Even though I would LOVE for you to leave right now.

[[I am so glad I decided not to get a drink.
I will never look at them without thinking this now.
Damn you both!]]

*leans back against door frame*
Great.
That said, I need to make sure we get into this port without crashing.
So I'll leave you to it.
*heads up onto top deck*

((Haha! And winking and acting like Johnny Bravo too? Haha. Speaking of which I'm gonna watch some Johnny Bravo on youtube. I think Zacky's would taste kinda sweet.))

Jesus. You could cut the tension between youy two with a knife.
-tries to sit up-
Just have a fight and get...woah... too fast.
-lays back down again and closes eyes-
-breathes-

[[I have a massive urge to yell "MMMMM SALTY!!!!" now.
Shame my mum's in the next room.]]

((Even though Zacky already docked the boat while you two were having handbags at fifty yeards. LOL.
And I am just glad I could be of service. And to aid in your alcoholism. Even though you don't drink that much. But, when you are sober like me, one glass of wine makes my parent's alcoholics so...
I'ma shut up now.
-watches Johnny Bravo-))

[[Yeah, Syn just wanted to get away...
*shifty eyes*
And I actually just wanted some water to be honest, LoL.]]

*ties ropes to posts on land*
*looks over crowds*
Mmm, candy for the eyes.
*climbs back up aboard ship*

((Had an idea. Can Zacky meet Scabbia? And be really cocky to her. Like trying to get her into bed and she is like... "Haha. No." ?? Just a thought.))

((Who remembers Saved By The Bell?
Who remembers Zack and Slater?
<3<3<3<3<3
Muhahaah!))

[[Oooh, yeah, that could be fun!!!
Might be nice to play a girl again too, LoL.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Oooh, yeah, that could be fun!!!
Might be nice to play a girl again too, LoL.]]

((Awesome. ))

Zacky wrote:

((Who remembers Saved By The Bell?
Who remembers Zack and Slater?
<3<3<3<3<3
Muhahaah!))

[[I was in love with Slater.
I think it was him anyway.
The Hispanic guy?
Either way I loved him.
Then he appeared nude in Nip/Tuck last season.
I felt like a kid again.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((Who remembers Saved By The Bell?
Who remembers Zack and Slater?
<3<3<3<3<3
Muhahaah!))

[[I was in love with Slater.
I think it was him anyway.
The Hispanic guy?
Either way I loved him.
Then he appeared nude in Nip/Tuck last season.
I felt like a kid again.]]

((DUDE. I WAS IN LOVE WITH ZACK.
Haha. Oh My God. I didn't think that video was gonna be that good. Haha.))

[[HAHA!
Always with the Zacks.]]

*heads down to where Zacky and M are*
Right, we're sorted for the night.
We set sail again tomorrow afternoon.
I want you here in the morning to help get supplies.
Until then just... have fun.
*winks*

((DUUUUUUUUUUUDE. HIS NAME WAS ZACK MORRIS!
It was a sign of things to come. Haha.
And I can't help it that all guys called Zack are so pretty.))

-sits up-
Alright. I can get me some skirt.
-laughs-
Thanks for helping me out Matt.
I feel a lot better now.
-smiles at and gets off the bed slowly-

[[LOL!
What are the odds?
Oh yeah, about the same as Slater's character in Nip/Tuck getting checked out in the showers by the guy I was in love with through secondary school.
WAIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!]]

*smiles*
Good luck with that kid.
*heads out of cabin*

-Smiles-
No problem.
Yay, he called me Matt!! My real name! Wow!!
-Looks at Synyster and sighs, and turns back to Zacky-
-Coughs-
Women? I thought...
-Shuts up quickly-
-Itches back of neck and looks away-