RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((I won't forget. Haha.
And if he is in Portsmouth I won't neccessarily need to go with anyone, so yeah. I thinkage he'll be alone, so yeah. I don't want you and Emma to scare the poor boy to death. Haha.

And I yelled at my sister cause she called me and Emo. I was just like
IAMNOTEMO!!!!!

I'm gonna start my own label.
It's called RANDOMNESSNESNESNSNESSS
Someone asks me If I am an emo I am gonna say "NO! I am a randomnesnesnessnessnesnes"
*Nods hard*))

[[Oh God, that is SO much better.
I've had nothing but shitty sex pasta imitations over the past 2 weeks and now I have the real deal and I'm happy and it's nice and yay!
Always confuses me though coz the sex pasta is cheaper than the crappy stuff so surely my mum'd go for it anyway?
Anyway...

Glad Alex is okay with it.
He's obviously a decent lad if he doesn't mind.
Hurrah for that.

And that is definitely the best label ever.]]

((I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ck!))

((The randomnessnessnessnesss label:

-You are NICE people who don't make fun of anyone or make anyone feel bad purposely or make fun of anyones clothes.
-Unless they are sceneo and deserve it.
-You can wear whatever you want, and don't need to be clones, but black is definitely a wont.
- Dark makeup will help.
- People in this label are usually hyper and happy most of the time, and not stereotyped as depressed, but that's not to say they are not allowed to be sad.
- People like variety of bands and do not have to stick to a certain type of genre. Rock, emo, metal, and even pop and rap can be included.

Anything else?

And Yay for sex pasta!! Hahaha.

And he is a decent lad... I hopeage. ))

[[And I'm not hungry anymore!
Hurrah!
It all works.

OOOH! My A7X wallet came today and it's ADORABLE!!!
They've got really crappily drawn little deathbats at the end of each verse written on it.
They're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!]]

Cristina wrote:

[[And I'm not hungry anymore!
Hurrah!
It all works.

OOOH! My A7X wallet came today and it's ADORABLE!!!
They've got really crappily drawn little deathbats at the end of each verse written on it.
They're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!]]

((LOL. Awwwwwwwwww-ness. I love their merch, they always put so much effort into it.
Anyways.... RPee? I posted last night last with ZACKEH!

And the random label sounds all good to me.))

((Yayness for Randomnesnresnsnesnesnensss

Ahh shit my mom is home.
*Hides*))

*holds hand up*
I don't smoke.
There's enough danger around here without adding toxic fumes to it.
But a drink sounds good.
Maybe a double vodka?
*smiles at*

Zacky wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[And I'm not hungry anymore!
Hurrah!
It all works.

OOOH! My A7X wallet came today and it's ADORABLE!!!
They've got really crappily drawn little deathbats at the end of each verse written on it.
They're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!]]

((LOL. Awwwwwwwwww-ness. I love their merch, they always put so much effort into it.
Anyways.... RPee? I posted last night last with ZACKEH!

And the random label sounds all good to me.))

[[I just think it's cute, it kinda looks like they all had a go at drawing one but gave up and drew blobs with wings and fangs.]]

-puts cigarettes away-
-takes drag from cigarette and breathes smoke out over shoulder-
-smiles and calls over the barman-
Double Vodka for the pretty lady.
And I'll have the same.
Getting her drunk should be a breeze.
-smiles-
So...
-turns back to Cristina-
You come here often?
-slides money along the counter to barman-

Cristina wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[And I'm not hungry anymore!
Hurrah!
It all works.

OOOH! My A7X wallet came today and it's ADORABLE!!!
They've got really crappily drawn little deathbats at the end of each verse written on it.
They're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!]]

((LOL. Awwwwwwwwww-ness. I love their merch, they always put so much effort into it.
Anyways.... RPee? I posted last night last with ZACKEH!

And the random label sounds all good to me.))

[[I just think it's cute, it kinda looks like they all had a go at drawing one but gave up and drew blobs with wings and fangs.]]

((Aww. If there is like 5, then you know that they drew one each. Aww.
You know the best one is Zacky's.
))

((Right. My parent's have decided that they are gonna go out and take the keyboard and mouse set back in exchange for a new one. So. I will be going now. Typical.))

Come on Cristina, humour him a bit.
He bought you a drink after all.
Oh not that often.
Just when I'm out looking for a good time.
How about you?
You look a little... young to be in a place of such disrepute.

[[I love this idea of Zacky ending up really hammered and a pretty sober Cristina having to lug him back to the ship, haha.]]

[[Ugh that kinda sucks!!!
These two will finish this eventually!]]

Oh. I'm just stopping, you know, passing through.
I'm in a ships crew you see.
I'm thr...
Gotta make yourslef more appealing than a cabin boy...
..First mate.
Oh my brother's ship.
-smirks-
-takes a sip from vodka-
Fuck...
-blinks a couple of time-

((Yep going now. See you in a little while.))

Zacky wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[And I'm not hungry anymore!
Hurrah!
It all works.

OOOH! My A7X wallet came today and it's ADORABLE!!!
They've got really crappily drawn little deathbats at the end of each verse written on it.
They're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!]]

((LOL. Awwwwwwwwww-ness. I love their merch, they always put so much effort into it.
Anyways.... RPee? I posted last night last with ZACKEH!

And the random label sounds all good to me.))

[[I just think it's cute, it kinda looks like they all had a go at drawing one but gave up and drew blobs with wings and fangs.]]

((Aww. If there is like 5, then you know that they drew one each. Aww.
You know the best one is Zacky's.
))

[[There are three but I think that they're Jimmy and Johnnys.
Zacky and Syn just decided that they were going to add their backing "Oooooo"'s to the lyrics that are written down. Then Shads saw the "Oooooo"'s and got pissed off at his primadonna guitarists and scribbled them all out.]]

((I am here! Aw that sucks Chloe =( But at least it'll be all good soon! Haha.
Erm... shall we have a random Mattness? Syn can come along, I don't know...))

-Walks into empty bar, not the same as one Zacky is in-
-Sits down on barstool-
-Says in gruff, lower voice, unlike normal voice, to barman-
Gimme beer...
-Gets handed drink-
-Drinks quickly-
-Puts drink on bar side and sighs-

*eyes light up*
Oh, your brother owns a ship?
Great!
My ticket out of here!
*smiles at*
*runs foots up leg*
Maybe you could show it to me later?
I love ships.
They make me...
*giggles to self*

[[Shouldn't watch Shoot 'Em Up.
Makes me swear.
A lot.]]

*watches as man wanders away from alley*
Much better.
*smirks to self*
*zips up fly*
*walks out of alley*
*pulls wallet from pocket*
Thank you...
*flips open*
Mr. Seward for a lovely time.
*pockets wallet again*
*heads towards nearest bar*

((Haha.
I shouldn't RP.
Makes me start saying things in RP form.
Like describing what I am doing at the time. Haha.))

-Sighs and orders enough beer, in same low voice-

So... who are you, stranger?
-Passes beer-

M Shadows. Most just call me Shadows coz it's the only time you'll see me.
-Looks up at barman-
I rarely come out during the day.

Ooh nice.
Where do you come from?

Here and around...
Travelling the seas trying to find the place right for me...

-Continues having conversation with bar man in low, gruff voice-

*looks over crowd in bar*
Nope, no-one I've pissed off or owe money to or declared my undying love for.
I'm safe.
*takes seat next to M*
*can only see his back*
*eyes travel over*
Very nice.

[[Haha, I've been doing that too!

I want The Heroin Diaries album!!!
All the tracks I've heard are amazing!!!
Nice Scuzz.]]

((Haha! Get it then!!
I want Stone Sour's album.
And a few Slipknot.
And a few more Metallica.
And The Used's old one.
And...
Actually, that is all I want... FOR NOW!!!
*Counts money*
Ooh, I have one pound!! I wonder if I could get one for that much...))

-Sighs and continues talk to barman in same manly voice-
Fuckit, I am talking like this for the whole of this freaking island trip. I'm gonna get laid tonight if it fucking kills me...
-Smiles at-
So... what kinda guys come around here?
Any... nice ones?
-Begs not to be homophobic-

*listens in on conversation*
Gay?
Hot from behind?
Looking for a nice guy?
What's the catch?
*laughs to self*
Oh yeah, I'm not nice.

[[Hasn't got a UK release.
*throws things*
Stupid site.
I've got loads of Metallica, all The Used and Stone Sour.
Which The Used album are you missing?
I can upload 'em.]]

((In Life And Death? I thinkage. I don't know. Hahah.
And I won't stop you if you want to upload them.
Haha.

And aww that sucks :(( ))

-Talks to barman-
I don't know how long I could be here for.
Maybe a day, maybe a year...
I never really know.
I just... drfit from town to town, wherever the fucking wind may take me.
-Notices that the barman is interested-

Nice.
Wish I could have a life like that.
-Sighs-
So, what are you doing here exactly?

Wanted some beer.
-Shrugs-
Also looking for someone to spend a night with.
-Smirks-
Or an hour with, whatever.
-Laughs-
Just... someone...

Well, if you look hard enough you might be able to find the right person for just a one night stand kinda thing.
-Laughs-
Actually, no need to. This whole island is full of whores.
-Looks around bar-
I'm sure you can score easy with anyone here.

I don't want it to be that easy...
I wanna challenge...

I'll admit my voice is a little sexier like this, but I hate the way I am acting. Fuck! I'm like Synyster!!!
It's okay though, I'll get some cock tonight and then I'll be fine... Back to my usual self...
I just... ahh, I just fucking need it so bad right now...

A challenge?
*smirks to self*
Well I'm pretty sure I'm a challenge.
*raises hand*
Barkeep...
*drops wad of cash on bar*
Whiskey... and keep it coming until that... *nods to cash*... is gone.
And I'll know if you're stiffing me.

*eyes light up*
Yes, sir.

[[Groovy, I shall upload it when I'm done uploading this other stuff.
I tell a lie, I had a hunt and one website in England has it.
Heh.
My good friends at HMfuckingV.
I think I'll do without to be honest.
I don't want to end up killing their site too.]]