RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((I want to sleep. Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Seriously, caffine dun work on my anymore, I think I am ammune to it.
I've had one Mocha Coffee, one bottle of Coca Cola and one glass of Pepsi todayyy.
AND I AM NOT HYPER AND WIDE AWAKE!!))

*walks out of back door of club*
*waves to friends*
Night guys!
*walks down alleyway*
I need a drink.
*pulls jacket closer to self*

((Muhahahhahaha!!! Nice icon.
JO! You suck! You need more caffeine! I will get you some injections of it. Haha.
Even though I have had no caffeine and I am LIKE WOAH! Even though, I have being on the Fanta for the past few hours. Hmmm...))


-walks down alleyway, wide eyed-
Fuck. It's pretty creepy down here.
-bites lip and walks faster-

-appears from the shadows-
Hey Gorgoues. Looking for a good time?

-jumps back-
Ahhh!
Erm... sorry no.
-pushed past woman and runs down to main high street-

[[I've accidentally drunk a glass of wine and had painkillers.
You tell ME what I'm like right now, haha.]]

*looks along high street*
Gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...
Are there no straight bars around here?
*ducks into nearest bar*

((Muhaha! I can imagine. RAWR!
Do you have any idea where we are going with this In the RPee? Haha. Cos I don't.))

-finished running-
-gets to the high street-
-leans against a wall, breathing heavily-
I need to stop smoking.
-gulps and contunies to walk down high street-
-looks out to harbour full of ships-

((Hahahahaha
I am happy now.
That Zacky dude sent me a message on his personal myspace, saying random add I know, lol, but you are the coolest McFly fan I have ever met, how are you? x
Awww!! He is so cute!! I wanna squeeze him! LOL.))

[[According to my mother, I will be quite manic for the rest of the night.
I feel fine though.
And my cramps have gone, so yay!

And I have no clue whatsoever, haha.
I'm just running with it.
=/]]

((But, you aren't a Mcfly fan. Haha.
I added him cos you told me too. BTW. Haha.

Then, we shall run with it.
Have Johnny and MattTuck meet up?))

*walks over to bar*
*gestures to bartender*
Um, can I have a beer please?
*smiles at*

((MY GODDAMN NOSE IS STILL BLOCKED!!! LOL.
And MSN convos with Will are scary O.O
And Matt Tuck is too hot for his own good.
This is a random post.
And I am not a McFly fan.
Nor was he. Hahaha
MEGALOLLLIANABLE!))

Matt_PA wrote:

((But, you aren't a Mcfly fan. Haha.
I added him cos you told me too. BTW. Haha.

Then, we shall run with it.
Have Johnny and MattTuck meet up?))

[[Seems like a scheme!]]

((Random.))

-walks down high street-
Oh a bar. I haven't had a drink in over 100 miles.
-ducks into bar-
-walks up to the side of the bar-
-waves for the barman-
Large Whiskey please. On the double.
-takes a seat with a sigh-

How old are you kid?

Huh?
I'm 22.
I'm just... kinda short for my age.

ID?

*eyes widen*
ID?
I... I don't have any.

No ID, no service.

You can't do that!
I'm... I work at Sexx down the road, I'm legal!

Then go get a drink there.
No ID, no service.

*sighs*
Fine, I'll have an orange juice.

-notices the agrovation by the bar-
-looks over to-
-smirks to self-
Reminds me of me when I was his age.
-smiles and takes drink over to-
-takes a seat next to-
-calls Barman over-
Hey! He's with me. A beer for him, got it?
-tries to look menacing-

*looks at stranger*
*smiles at*
Thanks man.
*goes into pocket*
Um, how much do I owe you?

Erm... Whatever the price of the beer is.
-smiles and takes a sip of Whiskey-
-swallows-
I'm Matt by the way.
-offers hand to shake-

I have no idea.
I don't normally come here.
*puts a few dollar bills down*
Should be enough there.
*grins widely*
*shakes hand*
I'm Johnny.
You new in town?
I haven't seen you around here before.
*catches self*
Uh, not that I've been looking... I just...
*drops head down onto bar*
Oh God...

-laughs-
Yeah. I'm new in town.
Looking for a place to... get away. Is the way you might put it.
-smiles-
-pushed money towards the barman-
-takes another sip of drink-

((Jo is going now.
She is sleepy and ill :(
See you tomorrow!!!
xx))

[[SOMEONE HAS DONE A BADLY WRITTEN MOTLEY CRUE NIKKI SIXX/MARY SUE FIC.
I'm sad now.]]

*smiles*
Figures.
No-one comes here for the nice scenery or the culture.
*laughs*
The Strip is about as cultured as you get.

I'm sure it's a great place.
I just, kinda can't stay in one place at the moment.
I need to be... on the run. I guess.
-shrugs-
See, if one of them boats will take me on as one of their crew.
-looks out to the port-
Hopefully someone will take pity on me and let me be the ships cleaner or whatever.

Oh.
*takes drink from beer*
So you're a criminal?
*grins*
Cool!
I've never met a real life villain before!
What did you do?

I am... not technially a criminal.
I was put away for something I didn't do, basically.
I...
-leans over to-
...escaped. And now, I'm a wanted man.
-leans back-
So. That's why I need to get on a ship, soon.
-looks down at drink-
Once I have finished this, of course.
-smiles and lifts glass to lips-
-takes another sip-

((....

Spoiler:

Caption competition? I'm bored. Haha.))

Ahh... gotcha.
*taps nose*
I won't say anything.
*zips lips*
My lips are sealed.
*sighs*
I wish I could get away from here sometimes.
I mean, I'm not in any trouble or anything like you.
I'm just... bored.
The life of a stripper's only fun for so long.
I'd like to go somewhere where I don't have to blow my boss for free board and food.