RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*flips door off*
Fine, storm off then.
Not like you were the one being ripped in two.
*sees door open*
Co... oh it's you.
*sighs*
Zacky, I'm not in the mood.

Not in the mood for what exactly?
-smirks-
-notices some tears in eyes-
Hmmmm?
-closes door behind and walks over to Syn-
I saw Coby storm out, looking pretty upset.
You two ok?

*snaps*
That's none of your business!
*wipes eyes roughly*
We're fine.
Just having some...
*gestures down*
... issues.

-cocks eyebrow-
Huh?
-catches on-
Oh...
Ohhhhh!! That's... not good.
-walks over to Syn and stand in front of-
-takes Syn's hand with a smile and rubs fingers over knuckles-
Wanna talk about it?

Well, there's not exactly much to say.
I've turned into a pansy who can't handle a bit of pain from his lover.
He hurt me, Zack.
Really hurt me.
*sighs*
It should have turned me on even more but it just... hurt.
And now Coby's upset because he couldn't satisfy me and I'm upset because he's upset and...
I'm too hot to be impotent!

-nods along with what Syn is saying-
Not a good night then?
Understatement of the century.
-smiles-
Well, tomorrow's another day, maybe you're stressed or something.
-shrugs-
I can always relieve it, if you think that's the case.
-smirks and subtly runs fingers up Syn's thigh-

*glares at Zacky*
*slaps hand away*
If Coby couldn't get me off, what makes you think you can?
I mean, he's the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
You're just...
*looks over*
A very attractive distraction.

-smirks-
A Very attractive distraction, huh?
Come on Syn.
You want to prove you aren't losing your mojo.
-stands right in between Syn's legs and rests hands on crotch-
-growls in Syn's face-
Fu-ccccck Meeeeeeee.

I know I'm not losing it.
*smirks at*
I'm just not sure you can satisfy me.
I mean, you're a little slut.
S'not like you're exactly tight or anything.
Pft, bullshit and you know it.

[[I've got to be the only person who can cry during Lost.
The latest chapter of avenged_beckfold's mammoth fic just made me cryyyyyyyyy.]]

Go on then.
If you are up for it, old man.
-smriks and walks over to desk-
-pulls off shirt and throws aside-
-bends down over the desk-
-looks back at Syn-
Come on then.

((Awwww.
I was a little emotional listening to it at one point. First time, but yeah.
Awwwww. ))

Old man?
*moves behind*
*rakes nails harshly over back*
That's not what you were saying the other night.
*puts on whiny, camp voice*
"Syn, fuck me!"
*rips trousers/pants from Zacky*
"You're so fucking hot..."
*drops own trousers*
*smirks down at hard-on*
Whaddya know?
*grips Zacky's hips*
"Syn, make me bleed..."
*thrusts dry into Zacky*

-moans throatly-
Oh... Gooooooooooooooood.
-laughs manically and pushes ass backwards-
-squirms as prostate is nailed-
Ohhh. Not an old man at all.
-pants and reaches hand down to cock and fingers gently-

((This is not a good idea RPee'ing this.

Dan has made me really horny. Damn him.))

That's fucking right.
*pulls out, thrusts back in harder and faster*
I'm Synyster fucking Gates, bitch.
*repeats thrusts*
I'm not an old man.
*continues swift, deeo thrusts*
I'm the hottest fucking thing you'll ever have in your pansy ass.

[[Ooops.

Oh random and not related to sex, I thiiiiiink I can get the new album on Halloween after all!
YAY!]]

((I am Synyster fucking Gates. Buy my grapes. Haha.))

-groans-
You are Synyster Fucking Gates.
-throws head back and grips hard onto cock-
You are the hottest thing I have had in my ass.
Oh God Syn!
-closes eyes and pulls hard on cock-
-lefts head hang forward-


((Yep. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig opps.
Wearenowcybering.Fuck.

Yay! I think I have the money to get it on Friday. So, woot to both of us.))

Haha, I've still fucking got it.
*moans loudly*
*grips hips tightly, digging nails in*
You fucking love this.
You love my cock in your ass.
*thrusts harder*
Fucking hell, Zacky.

[[*shakes head*
And I thought I was bad doing this, listening to Scream and fiddling with my hair.]]

Oh Cap'ain.
I'm going to come sooooooo hard all over your desk.
-groans-
-squeezes dick harder and clenches ass-
Oh God.
-throws head back and braces self on the desk-
-moans with every stroke-

((I'm in shame. -hangs head- Heh.))

*moans at muscles clenching*
Fuck Vengeance!
*laughs sadistically*
You know how much I loved seeing you clean it last time.
*grabs back of hair*
*pulls head back sharply*
*laughs*
I wanted see your pretty face, boy.

I do. I do remember.
-feels hair get yanked backwards-
-groans and closes eyes squeezing dick harder-
Oh Gooooooood...
-moans-
-spills onto the desk, mouth open in a gasp-
Fuck.

*moans low in throat*
*feels Zacky coming*
*thrusts hard into one final time*
Fuck, Zackyyyy.
*grips hair tighter*
*spills inside Zacky*
*moans loudly, riding out orgasm*
*lets go of hair*
Fuck...
I'm not past it yet.
*grins to self*

-lays down on the desk and pants gently-
-laughs to self-
You wanna get out of me now, old man?
-smirks to self-
-closes eyes and rests head on hand-

Mmmm?
Oh...
*withdraws from Zacky*
Sorry about that.
*sighs*
*pulls trousers up*
Christ, Zacky, what am I doing?
I have a man who loves me, the only person that I've ever loved.
And I'm having better sex with you.
*drops into chair*
*holds head in hands*
What are we doing wrong?

[[So I got my phone back today - yay, I can take pics/sound clips/videos at the show tonight - and I have one weeny complaint.
All of my pictures, all of my videos, all of my ringtones and all of my games have been wiped off!
Surely I should have been warned if they were doing that!
I've lost sounds from all the MCR gigs I went to, I've lost the greatest text tone in the world that I can't find anymore!
[Syn: "I'm Synyster Gates and I do what I'm told... apparently."]
Gaaaaah!
Annoyed now.
So I have to restock my phone with pictures/ringtones.]]

((Chloeh! We went in TK MAXX yesterday but you weren't there =(
I tried on most of the dresses :) Hehe.
And Borat was pretty awesome, better than I thought.
And now I am home for the day to PACK! GAH!!
And silly Bowling For Soup and Bloodhound Gang has been stuck in my head for AGES GOD DAMMIT!
I bought hair putty yesterday and Emma, Katie and Matt put it on me in the street and my hair was like POOOOF and it looked awesome. Haha.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Oh, CHLOEH! You're friends with Freya, right? Do you wanna come to Portchester on Satuday night?))

[[*screams*
FUCKING COMPUTERS!
I had just typed up the first part of my next chapter.
It was good, I liked it, I'd made a lot of heavy editing to the version I have sat next to me and MY FUCKING COMPUTER DELETED IT!
Like the entire file which I'd saved... GONE!

I don't have the energy to type it up again but I'll disappoint the readers if I don't.]]

((AHHH NOOOO!!!
*Hugs*
Ack, that is so lame! =((((
But on the bright side, chances are, if you re-write it, it'll be better than the original, teh what happens with me. You can think of better things, or whatever.
Ahh, I am sorry.
*Kills computer*))