RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Oh yay!!!!
Sad, that'd be my very first one.
LOL!]]
-Sits down and thinks-
Well.. I do remember seeing this really hot guy on the beach about everyday..
-looks to-
Yes, I am gay.
-Looks down-
He was very fit..
With medium length blackish hair..
I saw him around with another guy every so often.
He was kind of short, had his lip pierced, wore eye make up occasionally..
And he was kind of flabby. [[LOL.]]
They hung around with this blonde chick sometimes too...
Any of that ring a bell?

((Lol FATTTT!!))

*Gasps*
Yeah! That's them! That is totally them!
*Looks at Frank with pleading eyes*
They're okay, right? Please tell me they're okay!!
I just found out that my friends have been seen... but why is it all that I can think about is that this man is hot and gay?

Well they seemed completely fine to me..
So if they are the friends that you're thinking.. why did they just... leave you?
-Stares at-
Not bad... not bad at all..
-Smirks to self-

*Smiles*
It wasn't really a case of them leaving me.
*Looks at Island*
I was just a little...
*Coughs and drops eyecontact*
Afraid to come with them.
*Looks back*
And besides, someone needed to look after the ship.
*Smiles*
So, if they are around, it means they'll be back soon, right?
So... we won't exactly be able to sail this ship away yet! We'll have to wait for them!
Even though I have been waiting 4 fucking weeks.

-Looks to Island and bites lip-
They looked pretty content where they were...
If you wouldn't have told me this I would have figured they lived there happily.
-Lowers head-
I'm sorry...
But why were you afraid to go?
-Squints at-
Afraid of the water?
-mock laughs-
Well obviously not if you stayed behind to tend to the ship..
You the captain then?

*Laughs*
No... I'm not the captain.
Couldn't you tell that with the fact that I actually don't know jack about sailing a ship? Haha.
*Sighs and looks at Frank*
Content, huh?
Maybe they forgot about me.
I wouldn't be all that surprised.
*Looks at floor and furrows eyebrows in annoyance*
Don't they understand that I have been waiting here? Worrying my ass off?
*Groans*
This totally seems like something they would do.
*Looks at Frank*
And no... not scared. I just...
*Smiles*
Just been watching too many horror movies, I guess. I mean, come on! A mysterious island?
*Laughs*
Don't blame me for not wanting to "explore" it.

Matt wrote:

*Laughs*
No... I'm not the captain.
Couldn't you tell that with the fact that I actually don't know jack about sailing a ship? Haha.
*Sighs and looks at Frank*
Content, huh?
Maybe they forgot about me.
I wouldn't be all that surprised.
*Looks at floor and furrows eyebrows in annoyance*
Don't they understand that I have been waiting here? Worrying my ass off?
*Groans*
This totally seems like something they would do.
*Looks at Frank*
And no... not scared. I just...
*Smiles*
Just been watching too many horror movies, I guess. I mean, come on! A mysterious island?
*Laughs*
Don't blame me for not wanting to "explore" it.

-Eyes widen-
Wow.
I'm sorry they did this to you..
-Pauses-
But wait, somebody would actually be that cruel?
-Looks to Island-
What did they say they were going for in the first place?
I mean.. wow.
I just dont get it..
Yeah.. I guess it looks kind of scary, but still i would have done something other then just wait here.
They must have been some really good friends, hmm?
-Looks down to feet-
I would have just left with the ship, and you're crew.
But I'm sure glad you didn't.
-Looks up and smiles cheerfully at-

{{Heyaa =] I'm like, really new here ;p Jo (Matt) invited me to come along and I shall be (attempting) to play the wonderful Davey Havok =] I shall get RPing properly soon =s as I'm in college right now =] Much Loove!!!}}

((Hellooo
This is my other account btw.
I'ma keep Mick going, he can appear... somewhere.
Lolz.

And I shall reply to what Frank said when I'm not in the coffee house at college. Hehe.))

{{NEW SIGGIE!}}

((Wow Freya, I love your siggie.
IT'S PRETTEH!
Lol
I think this is gonna be amusing.
Matt is really flamboyantly gay.
And so is Davey.
FRANK is gonna be the only "normal" one.
Which is amusing./
LOLZ!))

{{DUDE! I added writing =] all coded and shizz! I hope it's alreet (y) I'll join in soon, once we figure out how to get Mr Havok involved =] LOVE YOU}}

((Lol!
I think it will be easy to tie him in.
Matt can here some... yelling or something and it's Davey.
Lol, I don't know.
And then Davey comes aboard the ship.
And there are some sexual tension.
Beeecause, Matt has always been the flamboyant gay one, and now there is another.
So he is just like =O OMG! *Hugs*
Yeah. =] Lol.
Oh, love you too =] Hehe.))

{{Aaah yes, what about my "I've been marooned in a cage hanging from a palm tree!" idea? ;p lolz! Sexual tension is always good =] especailly with the lovely flamboyant types lol Let's get 'er duuun!}}

((Oooh!
START THEN!
Lol.
It is like, almost 11. I should sleep soon. I am in Southampton, and I need to be in college at nine tomorrow =S
Ah well, RPing is worth it.
Do you wanna get going with his intro?
Frank can be somewhere else. Lol, and Matt can find him.
So... wanna start with Davey yelling and stuff? And Matt hearing him and running and saviiing him in such a sexy way? Lolz.))

{{Frank can be alseep or summat =s in the lower decks! (lawlz! I know stuff about boats!!) and yeah, let's start now!}}

*Sitting, all alone, curled up in an almost fetal position in a cage bearly big enough for someone half his size*
*Le siigh*
This is fucking bullshit ='[
*Takes a deep lovely-lead-singer-boy breath*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLPPPPPPPPP!
*Takes another breath*
SOME TOSS-POT'S LEFT ME HERE TO ROT!!
*Sighs, then commences to talk to ones self again*
Hanging from a fucking palm tree
I've not even got enough room in here to climb my own palm tree
*Piissshhh face*

((LOL!
I think Davey's character is gonna be ENTERTAINING Lol))

*Looks up suddenly after hearing a cry*
*Furrows eyebrows and looks around*
Am I going crazy or did I just hear cries for help?
*Thinks*
No, you're going mad Shadows. There is no one there... no one is waiting to be rescued...
*Hears shouts again*
*Whispers*
Okay, that definitely wasn't my imagination....
*Climbs down ported ship and somehow follows direction of shouts*

{{That's what I was going for ;p}}

*having a bit of a spazz, causing the little cage to swing quite violently*
GET ME OUT OF HEEEERRREEEE!!
I have cramps in my legs
*sad face*
*ceases spazz*
I'm going to be stuck here till my perfect little body rots!
And my poor pretty face
*looks hopeless*
*sings to ones self, as that often happens when one goes mad . . .*
What follows, me as the blinding lace of light,
Will swallow whole, just begs to be imbued,
What follows, has lead me to this place,
Where I belong, with all erased,
What folloowwss . . .

*Follows sounds*
*Hears singing*
*Pauses*
This has got to be my imagination... nothing sounds that beautiful....
*Begins to run towards sound, walking along the sand of the beach of the island, towards the trees*
*Stops*
*Looks up and sees a cage in the tree*
*Blinks a few times*
Dude, this is unreal.
*Calls*
Uh, hello?!

*Blinks*
I'm real, I promise you.
*Flashes smile, showing dimples*
Erm, how on Earth did you...
*Stops*
Nevermind.
Let's just focus on getting you down.
*Looks up at tree*
*Sighs*
This is going to be difficult.
*Looks up at stranger*
Any suggestions?

*Laughs*
Well, I suppose not.
*Studies tree*
Well,
*Rips shirt off in overly sexy way, showing off toned chest*
I am sure I could climb up there and help you out.
*Smiles*
*Looks at tree*
*Begins to climb up, easily*
*Reaches the top and looks towards the cage*
Hmm, I need rope. If there is anything I could use as rope I could bust the cage open and get you out safely.
*Hangs from tree* [Like a MONKEYY]

((Ok, that is SO my last post! It is half 11! I need to be up early! You can write some random things if you wish to continue, but I think you should real old RP's! They were amusingly hot. Lol.
See you tomorrow!))

*Watches Matt in his "tree studying"*
*cocks an eyebrow in interest as Matt de-shirts*
W O W now if that isn't a hott piece of flesh I dunno WHAT is
*smiles back, almost dreamily*
Thanks, I've been up here forever
*Watches very closely as Matt climbs the tree*
It's been a living hell I can tell you that
*Still watching as he tells his tale*
Not a soul in sight for I don't know how long!
Hmn, I'm going to have to start thinking of ways to repay you
*Mind Purr*
*Looks Matt up and down, and up again*

{{Alreeet =/ I'll hobble about and learn some real RP . . . umm . . . stuff! :p lawlz! I hope this post pwnz my last one :p}}

((I am at college =] I shall post.))

*Smiles at stranger*
Okay.. I can get you out of this.
*Climbs up to cage and studies bars*
*Tries to pull*
...
Goddammit.
*Looks at cage and notices a lock*
Ooh...
*Takes a metal wire that oh-so-randomly happened to be in pocket*
*Tries to pick lock*
*Concentrates*
Thank fuck for Syn teaching me how to do this... the only thing he has really done for me...
*Smiles as lock opens*
*Looks at stranger, still haven't actually looked at his face.*
There you go...
*Smiles*